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AFTER A DECADE OF CHAMPIONS WE'RE MOVING ON. NOT A NEW CHAPTER, A NEW STORY AND NEW DIRECTION

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Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee
Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee
Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee
Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee
Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee
Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee
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Count Orgasms Not Calories Boyfriend Tee

$60.00

$89.00

Double the fun. Buy two tees, get 20% off. Offer automatically applies at checkout.

DON’T COME CRAWLING BACK WHEN THEY’RE GONE ~ The tee era ends soon. We’re moving into a new world of elevated heat — but first, get your own icons before orders close. 💋

Forget the scales and focus on what really counts — orgasms, not calories! This tee is here to remind you that life's about pleasure, not numbers. Let your tee do the talking and spread the secret to a happier, sexier life.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

  • Colour: Off White with Ink-Coloured Print

  • Size: One Size Fits All - Relaxed, boyfriend-style fit

  • Fabric: 100% Sandwashed Rayon Cotton - ultra-soft and breathable

  • Handmade & Hand Screen Printed in Bali

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